…the noyau, an animal society held together by mutual animosity rather than co-operation
Robert Ardrey, The Territorial Imperative.
…the noyau, an animal society held together by mutual animosity rather than co-operation
Robert Ardrey, The Territorial Imperative.
Is this the thread where we get to post anything that is off limits in all the other threads?
Yes.
I am so proud to have the lead-off comment in this new thread. I think it is so utterly appropriate that I have been accorded that honor. Thank you Elizabeth!
My kids being older now, I had no idea what what the Disney/Pixar flick Inside Out was about until I read the (very unfavorable) Richard Brody review in the NYer yesterday. Dunno if the movie is any good or not, but the concept behind it reminds me of a couple lines from a John Berrryman poem (about Beethoven) that I love:
For a popular entertainment, I found Inside Out brilliant, funny and moving (once you get past all the little homunculi running around).
Your quote reminds me of a musing of mine (40 years ago):
Nice.
BTW, while we’re into random musings, I saw this tweet from Bleacher Report today:
and I wondered aloud: Is that supposed to be a GOOD thing?
spin keiths spin!
There’s got to be a way to make the completely mundane into something sinister and to be feared.
No wonder you fit in so well in the anti-ID camp.
RB,
I ran across this yesterday:
Children ‘Terrified’ After Theater Plays ‘Insidious’ Instead of ‘Inside Out’
I knew I could count on your sense of fitness, Mung 🙂
RB, Serendipitously, someone sent me this yesterday:
From The Adventures Of Augie March by Saul Bellow:
Could have been your autobiography, walto.
The only things missing are “make false accusations” and “tell people to go fuck themselves”.
Here’s a proposal, walto: lay off the barbs (link, link) and you won’t get pushback from me.
Hahaha.
OK, well, here’s the best I’ll do for you (with apologies to Bellow)
It’ll have to do.
walto,
Thanks. That’s better.
A friend at work (who is not looking for a job herself) had this on her desk today:
http://www.contingencies.org/marapr2015/JobSeeker_2015_cover_small.jpg
It inspired me to write this:
Gregory on July 9, 2015 at 8:45 pm said:
Hi, my name is Gregory. I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, ever, so I like to call people names who maybe know some stuff. It makes me feel important. I am a “believer” which I think I got from a song by the Monkees. They seemed so cool and smart to me! Being a believer is good. Being an atheist is bad. So I am not an atheist. I am not “skeptical” either because that is also bad. So, when I call people names, I like to call them atheists and skeptical, because those are bad things.
I also hate oldness and cats. Old people, because they smell bad, and cats because old people sometimes have them.
Me, Gregory again. I forgot to say that I’m treated really bad here. I should get to call atheists (bad people) bad names because there was this other song where I learned that it’s good to be bad to the bad. When Lizzie treats me bad here, she doesn’t realize it, but SHE’S the one being bad. Because it’s bad to be bad to the good. And I’m good, because I’m not an atheist or a skeptic or a philosophist or old and I don’t have any cats.
walto,
“Have you stopped feeding your cats?”
“I don’t have any cats”
“That’s a yes, then.”
I have two cats.
I may acquire more.
Gregory here. I don’t like hotshoe, because she’s at least 100, and so she probably has like 10 cats, and plus she’s also an atheist and a skeptic. I think that makes her triple bad (or whatever the four bad things one is) because like atheist is one and skeptic is two and old is three and probably having 10 cats is four. So that’s fourtuple, I guess. Which is so so evil that she’s probably a philosophist too, which would mean six bad things!
I really hate bad people, and wish they would get what they deserve more, which is to be called bad names, not only by me, but by everybody.
Especially if they’re old.
Oh, I forgot, she’s also from the U.S.! I can’t even get my head around how bad she is!! I bet her cats are American tabbies, which everybody knows are the worst cats. And if she has 10, like I think she must, at least six of them must be old and even smellier than usual, especially in cat years!
What a bitch she is!
I’m feeling a bit less embarrassed by my showing on the cake thread.
I am now enjoying this thread, despite my HPSS shortcomings. Given Gregory’s inability to sway the unwashed, ignorant masses here despite his brobdignagian intellect, I am trying to muster the thought “why does he bother?”.
I also like cats.
Walto’s avatar looks like an orange penis. So HE’S probably a big penis! But not really a BIG one if you know what I mean. Because then he wouldn’t need a carrot that looked like a big penis to show off around here. How sad is that?
But it’s not just him. If you think about it, ALL skeptic atheists should have that avatar, because they all don’t have God and don’t realize that they’re spiritual, so their penises are small and they need an avatar like that or they’re girls. And if they’re girls, they’re probably old and have cats. So not really girls but old, smelly women.
Philosophists suck as much as skeptics and atheists, but in a way they’re worse because of their penises.
It’s ALIVE!!
Sorry, had the wrong tab open. Meant to post distracting cat picture here.
I love cats, but I am not that old [1], not a woman [2], and have only the one [3].
[1] depending on how you define “old”
[2] depending on how you define “woman”
[3] depending on how you define “one”
lol
Well, that whole Gregory episode was as much fun as anything you can do with your clothes on. Err, no, as much disappointment as anything …
I’m going to share a convo Martin Freeman had:
MC: Do you have any questions for me?
MF: Why have you got two unicorns fucking on your T-shirt?
MC: I wore this actually for you because I know you love unicorns.
MF: Unicorns and rainbows, yeah. Thank you.
MF: And they are making more unicorns that I can love.
Thanks for cheering me up, y’all. 🙂
I’ll admit that I treated it as entertainment.
My reaction to some of what Gregory said: personally, I consider hotshoe_ as one if the nicer participants in our discussion. A bit cheeky, for sure, but it is all good natured.
Aww, thanks, Neil.
Where’s the blushing emoji when I need it.
“bit cheeky”, yeah, that’s good. 🙂
I might have saved everyone a world of trouble if I had chosen that for my self description months ago, instead of “rude and mean” which seems to have set Gregory off into a fit ever since.
I guess I should have said that I assume we all know what I am talking about when I say I have a cat.
Also, he has all four legs, but he’s been neutered. So maybe he’s not a real cat, or he’s a defective cat. I can say though that he’s not married and I am his only family.
keiths, your mom called.
I assured her you were still a good Christian boy.
Fuck off.
Hi I’m William, I don’t care about the truth, only my feels. Please debate me on the interwebs. My other hobby is disowning crap a previously wrote in books.
It’s rather hilarious, really. All this sudden concern for “THE TRUTH” from people.
To the tune of I’m a Lumberjack:
Oh I’m a hypocrite and that’s ok …
[I’ll work out the rest of the lyrics, maybe. Could be fun.]
I think most here care about the truth. They may not have it, but they seek it. That’s what makes discourse worth while.
I just wanted to post here (too), that I’m mad that keiths didn’t get a screenshot this time. I think he should be required to get somebody to hang around when he goes on vacay next time.
There’s no telling what people (especially me!) might get up to without his watchful eye.
Mock all you want, walto.
The fact remains: You got caught red-handed.
I think one of them was actually PURPLE. Truth be known, I had been trying to actually bomb the entire site to oblivion but couldn’t figure out how to do it, not knowing HTML. If it hadn’t become clear to me then that you’d always be around to foil my plans, I’d have certainly learned how to crush this place by now.
Post a video too!
Welcome back, keiths! I missed you, man.
You are one crazy motherfucker!
I’d like to move that keith (“the scarecrow”) s, in virtue of his ENORMOUS HEART, should be named the guy to monitor which mocking posts are ok and which are over the line because they’re too darn MEAN!
I’m hurt, walto. You know I’ve had my eye on that job since before I started commenting here.
And I’ve been honing my MEANNESS on purpose because – well, how can you tell where the line is, if you never get close enough to go over the line yourself?
Don’t tell me I’ve wasted all that effort!
Would you consider the post of Vice-Chairman of MMM (Mean Mock Monitoring), hotshoe? I mean your heart is definitely big, but keiths’ is ENORMOUS. He’s always been so sensitive and careful not to hurt anybody’s feelings. That’s just the guy’s M.O. If he ever gets the sense he even MIGHT be treading too hard, he just stops. Poof. Not another syllable.
He was born for the job.
I decline your generous nomination, walto, because I think that everyone — including you, definitely — should learn to make that distinction, rather than having it made for them.
Maybe once I grow into my big boy pants. In the meantime, I’m sorry you’re not available. It’d be a perfect fit for your sensibilities!
And by the way, I didn’t argue that the difference between good and bad mockery pivoted on meanness. Take another look.