This is an open challenge to all and sundry!
Can anyone represent the views of someone he disagrees with well enough to pass the “Turing Test” and be mistaken for a real proponent of those views? Barry Arrington has recently issued this challenge for skeptics of “Intelligent Design”. He seems to have overlooked the point that the test should be anonymous and also that most remaining active ID skeptics are unable or unwilling (or both, in my case) to participate at “Uncommon descent”.
Well, let’s see if we can help! I invite all our readers, ID skeptics and ID proponents alike, to submit a summary of what “Intelligent Design” means. As Barry Arrington puts it:
Do you understand ID well enough to pass the Ideological Turing Test? If you think you do, prove it by giving a one paragraph summary of ID…
The Turing test needs anonymity, so I ask people to either use the PM system or alternatively send an email to alanfox@free.fr and I will add those submissions to the OP as I receive them.
Speculation and divination is encouraged in the comments!
I’ll add submissions as edits.
First submission:
Whilst it has been claimed that Intelligent Design theory holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, it is much more than that. The essential argument, as developed by William Dembski, is that living organisms are both complex and specified (beautifully exemplified in DNA sequences, coded information). Douglas Axe, Kirk Durston and Anne Gauger have all shown by their experimental work, that random processes are inadequate to explain the CSI (complex specified information) that is found in DNA and that another explanation is needed. So the design argument is not an argument from ignorance but is based on what we know from the evidence that randomness cannot explain life.
Second submission:
Intelligent Design starts with a natural and powerful intuition, that complex arrangements existing for a purpose must have been intelligently planned, in other words, designed. Life is that kind of complex arrangement, existing for the purpose of continuing life. Even Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin understood how compelling this “appearance of design” is, but preferred to believe that random mutation and natural selection can produce exquisitely beautiful hummingbirds, and the most complex object of all, the human brain. ID recognizes that random mutation and natural selection can produce some adaptations, but in order to explain the bacterial flagellum or the human eye (let alone brain) there is no alternative to intelligence design. However, in order to move beyond the level of intuition and to conclusively demonstrate that intelligence is responsible for highly complex organs and biological machines, the Intelligent Design movement’s seminal thinkers, such as Dr. William Dembski and Dr. Michael Behe, utilize mathematics to show that mere mutation and natural selection could never produce exquisitely complex processes like the clotting cascade, nor the rotary outboard motor that is the bacterial flagellum. And, as Dr. Stephen Meyer wrote in his masterful takedown of abiogenesis (which evolution requires), Signature in the Cell, the only thing ever observed to produce complex arrangements of parts for a purpose is intelligence, thereby using Darwin’s own requirement that we must use what is observed to produce an effect in order to explain that effect–which means that life has been designed. Far from being “God of the gaps,” as Darwinists charge, ID is a positive case for design from the first intuition that design is necessary for life to the fact that no complex arrangement of parts for a purpose has ever been observed to arise from anything other than intelligence.
See here:
and also here:
Just a thought!
If any reader is also able and willing to post comments at Uncommon descent, maybe they could give Barry a headsup and see if he can spot the ID proponent from the skeptic.
Richardthughes,
Thanks for the link. I see Fierceroller has published his own list of anonymous statements.
Barry wrote: “Now most folks in the ID movement can pass the test when it comes to materialist evolutionary theory. After all, it is the dominant paradigm, and it has been crammed down our throats all of our lives. Yeah, yeah, I know. Our opponents often insist that only someone who does not truly understand their theory can reject it.”
Hey Alan, how about an Evolutionary Turing Test, and put Barry’s claim to the test?
FYI
I’d vote to fail the first two submissions.
peace
In Case it gets removed:
Barry: “MatSpirit, WD400, Seversky, daveS
We know you are lurking around. Why don’t you give it a go?”
I’d like to thank the folks at After the Bar Closes for reprinting your invitation, else I would have missed it.
ID is the traditional Christian belief that God created life, the universe and everything, especially living things and especially us. It also encompasses the traditional Christian belief that this should be readily detectable. “The heavens declare the glory of God” or William Paley for examples.
These traditional Christian beliefs became ID when the Supreme Court ruled that “Creation Science” was just a traditional Christian belief and forbade teaching it in public schools as science.
A very smart law professor named Phillip Johnson, who had found Jesus while in the middle of a messy divorce, then had the idea of just saying that an unnamed Intelligent Designer, who was not necessarily the God of the Christians and Jews (and Muslims too, but keep that under your hat), designed life, the universe and everything. He felt that this could Constitutionally be taught in public school science classes and Pastor Bob could fill in the blanks on Sunday. Right about the time this new idea started gaining traction, Professor Johnson had a stroke visited upon him, but for some reason he didn’t claim the blood clot was Intelligently Designed and kept championing ID.
This left only one problem for ID: finding actual evidence of an Intelligent Designer. Luckily for those with a sense of humor, a twenty-years-in-college professional student named William Dembski was working at a Baptist summer camp. (Professional students often have trouble finding suitable employment, at least employment that they themselves consider suitable.) He mightily impressed the daughter of the President of Baylor college and when the dust settled he was ensconced by Sloan in a comfortable position at Baylor.
There followed over a decade of absolute hilarity (unless you were an ID sympathiser) and when the dust finally settled, Sloan was fired, Dembski was released from all duties at Baylor (but still cashed his paychecks), the names, home addresses, home phone numbers and email addresses of the entire Baylor Board of Regents were published right here on this blog, (which he also started), the world was treated to a cartoon “criticising” a judge with fart noises personally supplied by Dembski, Dembski proved that he couldn’t tell the difference between “some” and “all” in “No free Lunch”, got fired from a Christian college, got fired by the DI and announced he was giving up ID and switching to education. And with Mrs. DeVoss taking over education, that may prove to have been a wise move.
And all that without a single bit of evidence for Intelligent Design that could withstand scrutiny. However, Behe did prove that if God was the Intelligent Designer, then He designed the malaria organism. Though obvious, this was not as welcomed by the ID community as you might think.
Meanwhile, the scientific world kept clearing its throat and saying, “How about evolution? We’ve got lots of evidence for that.”
I guess if I had to give the shortest, most concise definition of ID possible, I would say it’s one of the few funny parts of religion.
This is pointless. If someone goes with a Bill Cole type of argument for ID, someone in the ID camp will complain that ID is compatible with common descent, OTOH, if one picks a frontloading narrative of ID, compatible with universal common descent, for her Turing test, some IDists will claim that she still doesn’t get. Because ID is so malleable and devoid of explanatory power, either they win or we lose
So you are saying that only folks who support the concept of ID are capable of understanding it?
interesting
Would you say the same for the supporters of the scientific status quo?
peace
The Skeptical Zone needs a Post of the Week award. This should be an OP so we can easily use it for future reference.
No, that’s not what I said. Try reading for comprehension
Where the hell did he say that? Do you really find that sort of mischaracterization necessary, FMM?
The point of this exercise is to demonstrate that you understand the position of your opponent. You win if you understand
He said it was impossible for you all to win.
I put two and two together
peace
Ah. I didn’t realize he was talking about this Turing test when he mentioned “win” and “lose” in that post. If he was, I guess you’re right.
And you get five
Why not? I have no time today but can put up an OP over the weekend. But if anyone else has time to post an OP sooner, please feel free.
Could you expand on your reasoning?
My point was that, even if a neutral judge says the characterization of the ID proponent is impeccable, there will always be IDists that won’t accept it based on where they are in the big tent
Richardthughes,
I think Matspirit deserves an attribution for his comment.
To put this to the test all we would need to do is survey the ID camp with questions like this:
Do you think the ID inference explains the diversity in life better than common descent?
I’m willing to bet many IDists would answer “yes”, while many others would go with “common descent is compatible with ID”
Barry’s challenge:
Barry’s conclusion:
I guess the rules of the challenge were more like guidelines.
OK briefly,
The first submission has this phrase
quote:
The essential argument, as developed by William Dembski
end quote:
ID is not about an argument it’s about an inference
The second submission includes this phrase
quote:
“there is no alternative to intelligence design.”
end quote:
ID does not claim to be the only alternative just the best one AFAWK.
peace
I agree with you. But we’ve also seen phoodoo’s contention that there’s no theory of evolution that “Darwinians” will agree on. Maybe it’s best to let someone representing each approach give a paragraph description of the position along with a link to a full statement of the theory. As I mentioned before, I think we will find that the ID position has now basically come down to this:
1. There is no theory of evolution.
2. The theory of evolution is false.
Even when they believed there was some kind of mathematical basis for their critique based on “complexity,” the position seems to have wholly negative. There doesn’t seem to be a positive statement.
But perhaps I’m wrong. If so, I think they should put forth their paragraph and link, just as the evolution backers have done for phoodoo.
I do think we need more and different questions than have been offered so far but I don’t think yours is a particularly good one.
peace
But is it a complaint about an inference that others make?
I don’t want to give too many hints to the test takers but I think it’s an attempt to make the inference more objective.
peace
True, that’s a classic. Can IDists describe their “theory” without mentioning evolution, or any other unsubstantiated negative statements like “random processes can’t do this or that”?
I agree.
Which one?
Well, at this point, I’ve had no more submissions, so my suspicion that “Intelligent Design” no longer makes headlines seems to be supported. I hope its redundancy is not due to the fact that with a Rebublican administration and supreme court, the ID ruse is no longer needed leaving Creationism to get free rein in education.
Here’s a submission, for your consideration. A Google search will find the original but…
You don’t even know what intelligent design theory says. Good for you.
The theory of intelligent design holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection.
This statement does not claim that natural selection cannot do [insert contents of your fevered imagination here].
What it says is that in some instances intelligent design offers a better explanation than other alternatives. This ought to be seen to be see as one of those thnigs that is trivially true.
Nothing worse than a “critic” who doesn’t know what he’s criticizing.
Not sure about that. I can think of quite a few things. Donald Trump, for example!
I guess it’s about time I identified the source of the submissions in the OP, if anyone is still the least bit curious,
Epic fail
Just for the record:
First submission was Alan Fox,
Second submission was Glen Davidson.
Thanks for playing!